My friend Inie, one half of the fierce DJ combo, Hipsters Don’t Dance, gave me some tracks by Da Grin, P-Square and Terry G – three amazing Nigerians who have been blowing my mind.

They are all too musically diverse to be put together by anything other than their nationality. It’s all slightly generic too but that doesn’t stop it being all ridiculously good.

This is my favourite track
TERRY G – FREE MADNESS

Here’s another

P-SQUARE – WH DEY HERE

Produced by Mark “The 45 King” and sampled heavily by the KLF this track is perfect. The sleeve looks great too.

WANDA DEE- TO THE BONE

I’m feeling so sorry for myself today I can’t do ANYTHING nevermind clean my flat.  High quality bitch rap like this provides some comfort.

KHIA – LIKE ME

Those Two Sisters were OK but this is the real deal. One of the best battle records ever. I know it from Street Sounds Vol 8.

Bring it on.

SPARKY D VS THE PLAYGIRLS – THE BATTLE

BTW Sparky D’s back after a 20 year break from entertainment as a christian rapper.

I seduce girls singing the chorus to that song – no lie.

Here’s the remix
DJ NEPHETS – OOUCHIE BANG

DJ Assault came round my house on Saturday. I cooked him chicken soup – I don’t think he liked it.  I think he’ll enjoy the party I’m putting on for him on Saturday more.  The line up is pretty wow.

Here are some tracks to get us into a party mood.

DONAE’O – MY PHILOSOPHY (BOUNCE) – MIAMI BASS MIX

ANQUETTE – SHAKE IT DO THE 61ST

PRINCE RAHIEM – LOOSE MY MONEY

I’ve got Anquette, Disco Rick and Luke on loop – Miami madness in my mind. Enjoy DJ Laz – he’s been making bass for decades.

DJ LAZ – SHAKE IT UP

Beatmaster Clay D, the Miami bass producer of the original I seen your boyfriend, has a message for all the young single women. There’s a lesson for us all here.

CLAY D – DICK IN YOUR MOUTH

If I wasn’t so busy offending people Larry David style I’d try to be like Ice T. I think my girlfriend would rather be Coco than Cheryl.

ICE T – 99 PROBLEMS

ICE T – GIRLS LGBNAF

This is perfect.

TIM DOG – FUCK COMPTON

Better than both J’s Pizza on West End Lane and J Date is J-Zone’s Ign’ant mixtape from 2003. This mish mash of domestic volence, robbery and sexism gives me a hard on.

I got it in 2003 and it’s taken this long to get my head round it. Both Rory P and Michael O’N will love this – it could be the best mixtape ever. It’s full of gangsta tales about purse snatching, splitting bums, crack dealing and keeping dead skeezers in freezer all mixed up perfectly for the kids – it’s deep. Happy valentines.

1 ICE-T – WARNING
2 CB4 – INTRO
3 EAZY-E – STILL TALKIN’
4 POISON CLAN – LOW LIFE COOKIE MOTHERFUCKAS
5 THE DOGS – DOOKIE SHOOT
6 SUGA FREE – I’D RATHER GIVE U MY BITCH
7 MASTER P – DOPE MAN’S COMMERCIAL
8 MASTER P – PSYCHO RHYMES
9 MASTER P – OOH SHIT
10 UGK – I’M SO BAD
11 BIG L – DANGER ZONE
12 TOO MUCH TROUBLE – INVASION OF THE PURSE SNATCHERS
13 PROJECT PAT – GORILLA PIMP
14 LUKE FEATURING NOTORIOUS B.I.G. – BUST A NUT
15 WILLIE D FEATURING CHOICE – I NEED SOME PUSSY
16 TOO MUCH TROUBLE – IF U AIN’T SUCKIN’
17 POISON CLAN – UZI GETS HOT
18 POISON CLAN – BAD INFLUENCE
19 DISCO RICK FEATURING THE DOGS – SUCK THAT DICK
20 EAZY-E – SORRY LOUIE
21 TOO SHORT FEATURING FREDDIE B – GAME
22 RON C – MO HOES
23 X-RAIDED – EVERY SINGLE BITCH
24 CONVICTS – WHOOP HER ASS
25 TWEEDY BIRDLOC – NO MUTHA FUCKIN’ ROLE MODELS JACKIN’ FOR TRANSPO
26 TOO MUCH TROUBLE – OUTRO – PISS ON HIS DEAD HEAD
27 GO-RILLA PIMP – PIMP OLYMPICS

J-ZONE – IGN’ANT

I’ve posted this video before but it’s so good I’m doing it again. This time here’s the mp3 too although Tracy performs it far better in the film than on record.

CHRIS “THE GLOVE” TAYLOR FT ICE T – RECKLESS

I don’t know much about The Glove but seems pretty amazing. Here he is with Egyptian Lover, who is also wearing a glove, teaching you suckers how to DJ.

This track takes 40 seconds to start but when it does it’s worth it. I wish I had it on vinyl because I can imagine it would sound so sweet with the pitch wacked up played fast.

Ed DMX once rapped it to me a few winters back at a 7 Year Glitch night. He went ‘my first taste of Miami bass came when I was on tour in ‘84′ – totally wrong.

STETSASONIC – MIAMI BASS

Alex Macpherson wrote a great piece about Cassie on the Guardian music blog. I agree with everything he says – Cassie’s brilliant.

This track has a freestyle sound!

CASSIE – TURN THE LIGHTS OFF

Girls make me lots of cake these days but I don’t think I’ve got any of this pie.
AMG – JIGGABLE PIE

BONUS ULTRA LO-FI TRACK
Pimp C, RIP, had some interesting talents…
UGK – I’M SO BAD